• The_Ice: who is Hans Gruber?
  • me: The Villain.
  • me: Alan Rickman, aka Severus Snape.
  • The_Ice: is that from The Hobbit?
  • me: who?
  • me: Severus Snape?
  • me: Is from Harry Potter.
  • me: Are you for real?
  • me: How can you be crushing on white college girls and not know this?
  • me: this is why you have no game.

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