Busted

explora: Hypothetical situation. If I caught you checking a girl out, would you admit it?
scrappykid: Too hypothetical for me. If you caught me checking out a girl, I'd probably be checking out her gear.
explora: ...
scrappykid: And by "gear", i mean, whether she's using an iPhone or an Android. And judging her for it.
explora: C'monnnnnnn!
scrappykid: Too hypothetical. But. If you're going to put me on the spot, you should know that my default position is to deny everything.